I love flying. I have no idea why. I think it’s something I’ve picked up from my dad, who has always been obsessed with planes and was even working towards his private pilot’s license at one point. Of course, he’s much more knowledgeable about them than I am – I might as well call them “Big Metal Birds With Non-Flappy Wings Way, Way Up In the Sky” for all I know about them. Despite my lack of any workable knowledge, I’ve always enjoyed flying and gaining any new knowledge about planes.
But at the same time… flying can be a bit of a headache these days. Tiny seats, crying babies, packets of tiny pretzels. If you’re prepared, though, you can ease your way a little. Here’s what I do to make the flying experience as stress-free as possible.
- The Outfit
The biggest rookie mistake when it comes to flying is the clothing you wear. You want to wear shoes that are easy to take on and off, both for the security check and the plane (do the rest of us a favor and only take off your shoes on the plane if your feet don’t reek, please). Wear stretchy clothes: small seats feel restricting to begin with; don’t further constrict yourself with tight, confining pants and shirts. Layer: the temperature on a plane can vary greatly during a trip, no matter the time of year, and you never know if the air vent will be easily accessible.
2. Noise-reducing headphones
Poor babies. No one told them flying would be so difficult, and then add to that the fact that their ears are popping and they have no idea why. Still, when you’re on an 8-hour overnight flight crossing several time zones, chances are you’re going to need to sleep. Since glaring at the poor mother trying to comfort her crying baby won’t do you (or the baby) any good, a good pair of noise-reducing headphones will help block out some of the noise and get you some rest.
3. Entertainment
This is the one part I’m always tempted to over-do and I have to scale back. I remember taking a flight in the early 2000’s (back in the day before iPod’s, Kindle’s, and smart phones) and my backpack was jam-packed with books, my CD player, and various notebooks for writing. Now everything fits in one or two small devices. I just have my phone (loaded with movies, TV shows, and radio shows) and my Kindle with a nice little cross-section of books, since I never know what I’ll be in the mood for. That’s pretty much all you need.
4. Toiletries
Airplane air is DRY. Maybe I’ve lived in Florida too long, but the minute I step foot on a plane I can feel the moisture being sucked from my skin. Since dry skin is one of my fastest ways to discomfort, I always make sure to bring a face moisturizer and a water bottle. Make sure the moisturizer is a TSA-approved size and that the water bottle is completely empty before you go through security.
5. Portable phone charger
My phone’s battery can be erratic, so it’s been known to take me by complete surprise when it dies. I bring along a portable battery pack for my phone just in case this happens. That way, I don’t land and discover I have no battery to find my ride or let people know I’ve landed safely.
That’s all it takes! Those five things can keep me happy on a flight for any length of time. I hope this helps you ease your way too!